Three Year Old's Metallica Meltdown

The demographic of San Francisco's heavy metal darlings Metallica is ever growing. Meet their biggest fan - three year old Dakota:

For Dakota, no other music is acceptable. She doesn't even dare sing along. That would only ruin it. No one is allowed to sing those songs but James "Metallica" Hetfield himself! As Dakota defiantly exclaims...

Only Metallica indeed.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere Trailer

Here's Machinima's premiere trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation, the upcoming sequel to 2009's so-so at best G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. The Jon M. Chu (director of Step Up 3D and that Justin Bieber flick...wait, what the?) directed film stars Dwayne Johnson as Roadblock, Channing Tatum as Duke, Adrianna Palicki as Lady Jaye, Ray Stevenson as Firefly, Ray Park as Snake Eyes, Bruce Willis as Joe Colton...and that's just to name a few. If this trailer is anything to go by - the film should be worth checking out. Look for it in theaters June 29th, 2011.

Breaking Bad Inspired Shirt From Teefury

Teefury's latest $10 t-shirt features Jesse & Mr. White from the amazing Breaking Bad television series done up in a quasi-Calvin and Hobbes style. Neat? Neat.

If you'd like to grab one before it disappears from the site on December 13th, 2011 - Teefury is this-a-way: Teefury - The Limited Edition Cheap T-Shirt, Gone in 24 Hours!